Wolfey's Farmin' Girl, LLC
Drama Llama Goat Milk Soap Bar - Orchard
Drama Llama Goat Milk Soap Bar - Orchard
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Note: Soaps are handcrafted in batches, coloring may vary.
For those days when the drama’s high and the patience is low, this sassy soap bar is your backstage pass to a better mood. Shaped like a llama with attitude and scented with a bold, fruity blend, the Drama Llama Goat Milk Soap is here to help you wash away the nonsense — one lather at a time.
Crafted with creamy goat milk for a gentle, skin-loving cleanse, this bar is perfect for gifting, venting, or just vibing in the shower while you sing:
“I’m gonna lose my mind, up in here, up in here.”
Whether you’re dealing with messy coworkers, chaotic kids, or just a wild Tuesday, this soap’s got your back — no drama, just suds.
- 🦙 Llama shape with expressive detailing
- 🍓 Bold fruity scent — sweet with a kick
- 🧼 Made with moisturizing goat milk
- 🎁 Great for gifting or self-care sass
- 🐐 Handcrafted in East Texas
Scents: Cherry, Apple, Pear, Peach, Fig
This product is listed with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) under MoCRA cosmetic regulations. Cosmetics are not subject to FDA pre-market approval. Registration indicates compliance with FDA listing requirements, not FDA endorsement.
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